In the National Assembly (Paris VII), this Monday evening, a helmeted man holder his motorcycle in La Va-Vite, in front of the entrance leading to the Hôtel de Lassay, the residence of the president. Quickly, the agents and the few deputies present recognize, designed, Cyril Hanouna. The radio and television host appears on the guest list of Marlène Schiappa, decorated that evening with the Legion of Honor by the Patron of the Places, Yaël Braun-Pivet. During the yellow vests crisis, the ex-minister was one of the only ones to participate in the broadcasts of the controversial PAF star. Since then, they have remained friends and she claims it.
Macronie scratching, Marlène Schiappa has always assumed everything. His temperament, sometimes his hiccups. As when she had underlined an “ideological convergence” between the demonstration for all and the Islamist terrorists, qualified Zinédine Zidane as an immigrant or when she posed in the magazine of Charming Playboy. “Be yourself, the others are already taken”: inside the Palais-Bourbon, the writer takes up a quote from Oscar Wilde, that Emmanuel Macron could make his own.
From Tiphaine Auzière to Gabriel Attal
Last January, it was he who wanted to salute the sixth anniversary to the government of Marlène Schiappa as well as her twenty years of commitment to the feminist cause, integrating it into the 2025 promotion of the Legion of Honor. In the room, the Macronie is overrepresented with in particular the president’s daughter-in-law, Tiphaine Auzière, as well as some of his ministers, current (Gérald Darmanin and Laurent Saint-Martin) or former (Bruno Le Maire, Gabriel Attal, Olivier Dussopt, Sibeth Ndiaye, Olivia Grégoire and Sarah El Haïry).
Many smile by listening to it. “His speech was rather funny and well written,” admits a participant. She always plays the ingenuous that she is not. Another continues: “It was the peaceful, modest Marlène, not all flame fire. Faced with his friends, the former minister with a rounded belly due to a happy event, promises to be “always the same”. In the room, no one has doubted it.
